1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.
2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.
3. A power-tripping system administrator.
Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.
3. A power-tripping system administrator.
Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
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1. A loose bumhole.
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2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
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2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do
Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.
Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...
Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...
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