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coltonesque 

1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.

2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.

3. A power-tripping system administrator.

Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
I'm not hiring that guy! He's too coltonesque.
coltonesque by udu2 November 16, 2011
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Colinesque 

Endlessly searching for better, faster, cooler regardless of the usability or the price
He want's to change his site again? That is sooo colinesque
Colinesque by mvrekic June 1, 2009

Colonsequences 

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
Colonsequences by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009

colinesque 

1. Characterizes a person who suffers from a case of extreme procrastination.
2. Characterizes an individual who is always late
3. Person who is absent minded
4. All around nice guy with to much to do
Joe is very colinesque he waited until 2 weeks past the deadline to submit the paper.

Sam is so colinesque he's two hours late for the meeting again...
colinesque by andrei radu April 23, 2007

Comptonesque 

Something having the appearance or characteristics of something belonging in Compton, the ghettoest of the ghettos.
Dave:"Look at that van, the mirror's torn off and the paint is all chipped off, not to mention the cracks in the windshield and the missing letters on the back."
Tyler:" Most comptonesque van i've ever seen."
Comptonesque by georgiapeech July 23, 2009
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