Colonese

The language spoken by one talking out their ass.

Bob: Did you get help from support with your computer problem?

Fred: No. They just gave me a bunch of Colonese...

by Schmax November 20, 2009

Coronese

Various individuals associated with China.

Derived from the outbreak of COVID-19, which began in China.

Last time I've spoken to Coronese was long time ago.

by Alex Raysky April 27, 2020

Colonsequences

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.

Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."

by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009

to colonise

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).

"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"

by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009

Coloneled

The act of smacking your partner in the face with a piece of KFC chicken after releasing in their mouth or face.

I Coloneled my girlfriend last night.

That bitch deserved to be Coloneled.

Your mom was Coloneled.

by Ar3s701 December 9, 2008

Colonesian

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions

“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”

by Matua Donk June 19, 2022

Colonise

Colon Eyes is a sassy way of saying you’re a power bottom.

Like the word colonisation, you’re the first person to sit on a new man, instead of new land.

Stranger: Are you a top or bottom?
Simon: Henny, I Colonise

by TriXie August 16, 2019