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Par-Trump-cipation Trophy 

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.
Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins
Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin
Dave Collaton by Double triple July 24, 2016

[citation needed] 

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.
1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"
[citation needed] by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011

coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.
The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.

Discarnate coalition 

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned
Discarnate coalition by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018