Definitions by Imakewordsmmmhmm

coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging

"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

coalition of fat gay retards by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Flex seal that pussy 

When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out

"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."

Flex seal that pussy by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

Dick Blanket by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021