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The husband of one’s mother, occupying a familial role that is close but distinct; neither parent nor stranger, but a recognized presence in the family orbit.
Just as a comare brings a maternal warmth without replacing a mother, a cofare occupies that familiar but undefined space — present at every holiday, kind in his own way, but never quite a dad.
Cofare by cofare March 28, 2026
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Lucia Cifarelli 

Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.
Wanna go see KMFDM in concert?

Of course I would! The band kicks ass, and Lucia Cifarelli is very sexy.
Lucia Cifarelli by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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Noun- Coffee that is free.

Often used in a sentence when talking to a coffee shop worker or barista.
Cheap customer: "Hey Kyle, can I get a discount on my coffee?"

Coffee shop worker: "Nah, dude I'll just make you some coffree!"
coffree by epithet December 9, 2009

cafarella 

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug
A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.
cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020
A emotion fusing love, confusion and shock.
Person 1: I saw Arin Hanson's big cartoon dick and i felt Conaresa.
Person 2: Oh yeah that's hella sick
Conaresa by Carsons69 March 2, 2019
A red panda that resides on the internet, consuming and creating.
I am colarem.
colarem by InternetPerson May 13, 2019
Pink_Taco831: 22 april is such a cowares
cowares by Pinktaco831 September 11, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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