The husband of one’s mother, occupying a familial role that is close but distinct; neither parent nor stranger, but a recognized presence in the family orbit.
Just as a comare brings a maternal warmth without replacing a mother, a cofare occupies that familiar but undefined space — present at every holiday, kind in his own way, but never quite a dad.
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by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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