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The husband of one’s mother, occupying a familial role that is close but distinct; neither parent nor stranger, but a recognized presence in the family orbit.
Just as a comare brings a maternal warmth without replacing a mother, a cofare occupies that familiar but undefined space — present at every holiday, kind in his own way, but never quite a dad.
Cofare by cofare March 28, 2026
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Lucia Cifarelli 

Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.
Wanna go see KMFDM in concert?

Of course I would! The band kicks ass, and Lucia Cifarelli is very sexy.
Lucia Cifarelli by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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Noun- Coffee that is free.

Often used in a sentence when talking to a coffee shop worker or barista.
Cheap customer: "Hey Kyle, can I get a discount on my coffee?"

Coffee shop worker: "Nah, dude I'll just make you some coffree!"
coffree by epithet December 9, 2009

cafarella 

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug
A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.
cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020
A emotion fusing love, confusion and shock.
Person 1: I saw Arin Hanson's big cartoon dick and i felt Conaresa.
Person 2: Oh yeah that's hella sick
Conaresa by Carsons69 March 2, 2019
A red panda that resides on the internet, consuming and creating.
I am colarem.
colarem by InternetPerson May 13, 2019
Pink_Taco831: 22 april is such a cowares
cowares by Pinktaco831 September 11, 2012