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cafarella 

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug
A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.
cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020
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Lucia Cifarelli 

Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.
Wanna go see KMFDM in concert?

Of course I would! The band kicks ass, and Lucia Cifarelli is very sexy.
Lucia Cifarelli by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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cigarella 

A really small, skinny cigar. Often can be finished within a couple hoots and puffs. Not as good as a real cigar.
Hey im out of real cigars can i have a cigarella?
a large family , that doesn’t know how to act.
wow look at those carella’s !
carella by .123456780010 August 17, 2018

Carabella 

Carabella is a true empath. She loves and cares for all people and animals. She is creative and thoughtful, analytical and a great listener! She has been all of these things since the age of 3. She is a natural born leader and driven to succeed. She likes to make people happy and is a giver. She is beautiful inside and out! Never will a Carabella let you down.
I am so lucky to have a friend like Carabella, if I am down she is there and I can always rely on her faithfulness and pure ❤️!
Carabella by LindsayKatherine February 16, 2020

Citarella 

pure hate. Especially, hatred of Taxes, liberals, Bloomberg, poor people, God, taxes again, Hill-dog. Great believer in Social Darwinism.
Stalin really hated things, but not CITARELLA hated. That was too much for him.

Cabrella 

The act of not careing for anyone or anything
James was such a cabrella he lost everyone he ever cared for
Cabrella by Flinic September 7, 2013