coffree

Noun- Coffee that is free.

Often used in a sentence when talking to a coffee shop worker or barista.

Cheap customer: "Hey Kyle, can I get a discount on my coffee?"

Coffee shop worker: "Nah, dude I'll just make you some coffree!"

coffree by epithet December 9, 2009

Coffree

When you have enough stamps from Mc Donald's or have collected enough stars from Starbucks, or a winning roll up the rim from Tim Hortons to get a free coffee.

Two people going for a coffee together...
1st coffee mate- " I'm buying for us today."
2nd coffee mate - "Not today! I've got us covered, I've have a couple coffrees to use up."
1st coffee mate- " You're awesome!"
2nd coffee mate- " Nah, it's just the perks of my caffeine addiction."

Coffree by Bootstraps and Axe April 17, 2017

Coffee Booster 

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffeezilla 

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.

Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen

Coffeezilla by coffeezilla January 18, 2023

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Coffee Ass 

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016

coffee time 

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019