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Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwomblingthundercunt 

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.
That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt

cockgobblingthundercunt 

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

cockmumblingqueefburger 

to suck cock and fart out of the vagina and some other things
he also said that you were a cockmumblingqueefburger

Cock wombling 

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter
"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"
Cock wombling by chismspasm July 8, 2012

cockwomblingspunkflute 

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in
Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!