Cockwattle

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.

I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.

by tymac January 13, 2008

cockwaffle

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.

Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .

by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

cockatile

A variant of the avian species Nymphicus hollandicus (Cockatiel) that is made purely out of granite counter tiles.

"Damn bro, I didn't know you had a pet cockatile!" "Yup! It's a lot of work though. I have to shine him twice a week".

by LegMilkDrinker May 28, 2021

Cockwaddle

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

Stop walking like a cockwaddle

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

Cockwaffle

(1) idiot
(2)a person who is bad at making waffles

Amy ur such a cockwaffle!

Oh yeah, homodumshit?

IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS

WOW!

by PhillyDog June 1, 2015

Cockwatcher

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022