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cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)
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Cockshitter 

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
Cockshitter by Langevinrox March 27, 2011

cocksitter 

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.
Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!
cocksitter by jimissobored July 27, 2014

conswatter

He who never responds via social media or text.
Natalie is such a conswatter
conswatter by plumpest56 April 15, 2015

cocksquatter 

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks
"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"
cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006

Cocksweater 

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.
Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.
"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."
cock swatter by jabbawoky May 24, 2009
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