Amy ur such a cockwaffle!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
by PhillyDog June 01, 2015
Get the Cockwafflemug. You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?
by Pinkey12 June 09, 2018
Get the Cockwafflemug. An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.
Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.
by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018
Get the Cockwafflemug. Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.
by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006
Get the Cockwafflemug. by Normbot13 June 17, 2017
Get the Cockwafflemug. what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009
Get the Cockwafflemug. a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011
Get the cockwafflemug.