Amy ur such a cockwaffle!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
Oh yeah, homodumshit?
IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS
WOW!
by PhillyDog May 30, 2015
by Pinkey12 May 24, 2018
An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.
Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.
by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018
Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.
by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006
by Normbot13 June 17, 2017
what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
Or,
Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.
Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.
"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"
"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."
by Prof. PILF October 09, 2009
a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
by RedddlyGREYyyyy January 27, 2011