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Cocksettle 

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.
"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."
Cocksettle by Speakseasy May 20, 2024
Words you can keep

cocklette 

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.
oh hey that dudes got a cocklette
cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012

Cockwattle 

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.
I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.
Cockwattle by tymac January 13, 2008

Cocklette 

That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
Cocklette by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013

cocksitter 

A prostitute, someone who would take care of a horny cock for money.
Stacey: I used to be a cocksitter when I was in my 20s or I wouldnt be able to pay off my student loan...
Jane: I am not surprised to hear that Stacey!
cocksitter by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cockette 

the feminine compliment to the penis. (aka vagina)
suck my cockette.
cockette by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004

cockshuttle 

Cock Shuttle, noun.

A name for a a female who rides the male appendage 24/7, and/or slut who just loves the dick, and will take it anywhere. In the butt, in the mouth, etc. etc.
"Dude, there were sooooooo many cockshuttles at your party last night,"-Person 1
"I know right! I had one in my room, she was a straight cockshuttle PRO"-Person 2
cockshuttle by Ana Bee June 8, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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