A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.
Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?
Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !
Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !
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Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.
True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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Get the Cockeater mug.Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.
Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
by Sed November 10, 2005
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That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.
Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.
Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.
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