Cockfartle

When you have a cock in your ass and you fart.

Girl1: I had anal with my bf but I cockfartled and he beat me...
Girl2: Ouch...

by (c)Callum&Aiden November 24, 2010

Cockturtle

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Cockwattle

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.

I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.

by tymac January 13, 2008

cockfart

An multipurpose adjective/insult variation of cock that can be used on any unsavory character.

That Ryan guy is such a cockfart

by Sam Jorden December 9, 2008

cockfarmer

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.

Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?

by unterwasser November 5, 2010

cockgargler

Derogatary term for one who frequently performs fellatio. Often implies sexual promiscuity. See slut, cumgullet.

Do you have to be such a cockgargler?

by Kiyohira June 14, 2005