Cockwand
'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"
Cockwand by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023
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Cockwand
Gordon Brown is a right Cockwand, however i'm not so sure David Cameron is much better!
Ok so i know i was being a right Cockwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, I blame her though...she shouldn't walk around naked when I'm around.
Ok so i know i was being a right Cockwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, I blame her though...she shouldn't walk around naked when I'm around.
Cockwand by P - E A Z Y July 8, 2010
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Cockwinder
Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012
cockhandled
adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004
cocksand
noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
cocksand by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018
cockhands
A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
Cockandballtorture
Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay
*literaly everyone dies*
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay
*literaly everyone dies*
Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019
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