Cockwand

When you use your boyfriends dick like a you're in a harry potter movie.

'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 09, 2023

Cockwand

A derogatory word used to describe someone who is behaving like an idiot tool dickhead etc...

Gordon Brown is a right Cockwand, however i'm not so sure David Cameron is much better!

Ok so i know i was being a right Cockwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, I blame her though...she shouldn't walk around naked when I'm around.

by P - E A Z Y July 05, 2010