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Cockulate
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
Coquette
Coquette is mainly an aesthetic based on reclaiming girlhood and embracing a fun-loving, bubbly personality. People of any age,race,sexuality and gender can be coquette. The aesthetic includes a variety of subtypes such as vintage, y2k, classic americana etc. The community is a safe place and DOES NOT promote or romanticise CSA or trauma and promotes nothing but healthy coping mechanisms. Coquette is separate from nymphet tumblr nymphette/ddlg/lolita. It does not look to be sexualised.
Coquette by earthangel111 March 25, 2021
Cockmeter
Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020
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Cuckette by Givemeurtoes April 12, 2019
Coquette
Appreciation of femininity, beauty, and gracefulness of being a woman until it picked up a bunch of pro 4n4 girls whom spread a false narrative that malnourished bed bound girls are "Dainty, delicate, feminine" Mostly spread via Tiktok, Edtwt, Pinterest. You'll see the sickest of the sick and twisted minds within this community of those whom not also romantic having a ed but also lolita too.
"Smoking not in a lung cancer way but in a lily rose Depp Lana Del Rey coquette 60s housewi----*GUNSHOTS*
Coquette by Charlieisangel March 11, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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