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The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
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Coquette 

Coquette is mainly an aesthetic based on reclaiming girlhood and embracing a fun-loving, bubbly personality. People of any age,race,sexuality and gender can be coquette. The aesthetic includes a variety of subtypes such as vintage, y2k, classic americana etc. The community is a safe place and DOES NOT promote or romanticise CSA or trauma and promotes nothing but healthy coping mechanisms. Coquette is separate from nymphet tumblr nymphette/ddlg/lolita. It does not look to be sexualised.
that girl is so cute and coquette!
her outfit is totally coquettish!!
Coquette by earthangel111 March 25, 2021

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.
How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.
Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

Cuckette 

A wife who enjoys watching her husband have sex with another woman
She likes watching her man fuck other women, what a cuckette!
Cuckette by Givemeurtoes April 12, 2019

Coquette 

Appreciation of femininity, beauty, and gracefulness of being a woman until it picked up a bunch of pro 4n4 girls whom spread a false narrative that malnourished bed bound girls are "Dainty, delicate, feminine" Mostly spread via Tiktok, Edtwt, Pinterest. You'll see the sickest of the sick and twisted minds within this community of those whom not also romantic having a ed but also lolita too.
"Smoking not in a lung cancer way but in a lily rose Depp Lana Del Rey coquette 60s housewi----*GUNSHOTS*
Coquette by Charlieisangel March 11, 2022