Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

Cockpirate

some mug (male) that loves cocks

your a cockpirate

by leeseephh August 6, 2008

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

Cockolate

What you have when chocolate is shaped in any body part, ex cock, pussy, tits, or ass

I have a lollipop in the shape of a penis, but no one wants to suck my cockolate pop

by Cockolate October 30, 2012