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Cockpirate

some mug (male) that loves cocks
your a cockpirate
Cockpirate by leeseephh August 6, 2008
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Cock Pirate

One who covets the cock.
Stupid 'cock pirate' took my last cigarette!
Cock Pirate by Demogorgon December 28, 2003

Cocklimate 

The time it takes to get used to a dick- before full penetration.
You need 5 min to cocklimate to his 13 inches.
Cocklimate by TrevorRupsBrad September 30, 2017

Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.
"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008
Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!
That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.
Cockpire by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

Cocktorate 

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead
Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate
Cocktorate by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

conspirate 

origins in South Florida, (verb) to conspirate; to act in a way towards someone else with sneaky intentions; in collusion with a second party or more. to create a conspiracy. to make a conspiration. an alliance of conspirators.
Johnny's friends will conspirate to buy him a surprise birthday gift.
conspirate by mulletboat June 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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