Logzbaker's definitions

McChub

A sandwhich created by placing a McDonalds McChicken inbetween the patties of a McDouble

Damn I’m full after that McChub

by Logzbaker August 1, 2019

Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

cara verga

Spanish slang meaning "Dick Face"

I hate Jeremy, that cara verga.

by Logzbaker June 5, 2016

hunt geese with a rake

Describing someone whose super tall

Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

Intellectual poisoning

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

OFF

“ oh fuck fund”. Some amount of money that one posses usually hidden in a sock drawer for when shit really hits the fan.

Gotta use my OFF to pay for my side chicks abortion

by Logzbaker May 22, 2018