Definitions by Logzbaker

Fart jealousy 

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

Fart jealousy by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

McChub

A sandwhich created by placing a McDonalds McChicken inbetween the patties of a McDouble

Damn I’m full after that McChub

McChub by Logzbaker August 1, 2019

Intellectual poisoning 

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

Intellectual poisoning by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

OFF 

“ oh fuck fund”. Some amount of money that one posses usually hidden in a sock drawer for when shit really hits the fan.

Gotta use my OFF to pay for my side chicks abortion

OFF by Logzbaker May 22, 2018

Cocktorate 

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

Cocktorate by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

hunt geese with a rake 

Describing someone whose super tall

Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake

hunt geese with a rake by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

cara verga 

Spanish slang meaning "Dick Face"

I hate Jeremy, that cara verga.

cara verga by Logzbaker June 5, 2016