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The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead
Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate
by Logzbaker February 14, 2018

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Spanish slang meaning "Dick Face"
I hate Jeremy, that cara verga.
by Logzbaker April 19, 2016

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OFF
“ oh fuck fund”. Some amount of money that one posses usually hidden in a sock drawer for when shit really hits the fan.
Gotta use my OFF to pay for my side chicks abortion
by Logzbaker April 04, 2018

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When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart
Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy
by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

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A sandwhich created by placing a McDonalds McChicken inbetween the patties of a McDouble
Damn I’m full after that McChub
by Logzbaker August 01, 2019

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The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.
Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final
by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

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Describing someone whose super tall
Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake
by Logzbaker February 14, 2018

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