foamy

a crazy ass squirrel seen in ill will press's movies. he is the leader o fthe foamy card cult.

I’m The Lord & Master

I’m the lord & master
All of you are bastards
Worship me
Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed
I’m the lord & master

by matrixgk3 May 28, 2005

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THE MOST AWSOME SQUIRREL EVER!!!
-----> www.illwillpress.com

Foamy is ur lord and master!

by Some Chic April 19, 2005

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Foh-mee (n) 1. A sex act performed by (usually Asian) prostitutes in a bathhouse brothel, in which the nude male customer is bathed and lathered up while laying on his back, followed by the prostitute sliding her naked body up and down upon his.

As soon as I get to Manila, I'm going to get a Foamy!

by Snoobo November 01, 2007

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refers to the web's greatest anti-hero: Captain Foamy. The dog-punching, soup-loving, sodomite, super-hero voice of a generation gone mad.

Foamy's super powers include: having the ability to fuck anyone (no matter how old or ugly), running 20% faster than you, being able to find and punch dogs, making people explode through the process of butt sex, and having no remorse.

Captain Foamy is here; sodomy is a bi-product.

by Dock Ellis January 05, 2005

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High pitched, God-awful, sqirrel-like creation of sell-out flash artist Illwillpress. Stars in countless tween-fest movies consisting of him ranting endlessly about the Atkins diet. Very popular on Newgrounds, largely due to the fact that the constant use of the word "fuck" rallies countless Pre-pubes and Emos to vote 5.

Fuck-fuckiddy-fuck-fuck-fuck

by Chloe O'Brian April 25, 2005

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