Pokeman

The teacher word for Pokemon. Mostly used with the word card(s).

"PUT THOSE POKEMAN CARDS AWAY!"

by Colress's Waifu July 10, 2018

Pokeman

A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".

<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*

by Mr. Briggs December 01, 2009

Pokeman

An incorrect spelling of pokemon, usually spoken by any person over the age of 35, or are totally unaware of the game itself.

"My son and his friends are playing with their little pokemans."

by JustNuclear January 07, 2015

Pokeman

One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.

Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.

by im not a pedo May 13, 2019

Pokeman

An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.

Pokeman.

by Silenced Guilt December 15, 2014

Pokeman

An adolescent who is still addicted to the game, Pokemon.

"Man, Timmy. Look at that Pokeman on the bench over there. He must be at least 40. And he's got Sapphire version."

"Huh?"

by TheGreatestPhoenix December 17, 2008

Pokeman

A man who is obsessed with the pokemon traing card game.

Want to come over to my house so we can play some POKEMAN!!!!

by ME March 14, 2005