cocktis
Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
cocktis by the pito monster May 1, 2011
Words you can keep
Cockfiscate
Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!
Cockfiscate by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Related Words
Cocktism • cocktist • cockti • Cocktus • cocktastic • cockis • Cockish • Cockrisma • cocktastrophe • Cocktimistic
cocktastic
cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003
Cocktus Jack
when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass
Cocktus Jack by CocktusJack September 21, 2020
Cocktus
After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.
Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...
Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!
Cocktus by LordCowPat October 7, 2020
Cocktimus Prime
Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
Cocktimus Prime by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007
cocktical illusion
The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.
Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!
Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.
Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.
cocktical illusion by hotmuffin July 19, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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