Steve: You see Mike often?
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
Jeff: Yeah, he calls round most days.
Steve: That's dedication.
Jeff: Yeah, he's my "Cock Buddy".
by Townsman September 27, 2014
Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
by Townsman March 13, 2016
Most usually the overly large size of a glans of a penis relative to its shaft.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Dave loved the attention his mushroomhead gained him at the nude beach.
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
by Townsman December 30, 2014
A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.
Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.
Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.
Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
A BDSM device to 'control' the penis and male sex-drive. Frequently worn by 'sissy gurls' to feminise their sexual drive. Used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. Occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their sexual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of 'relesed' periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.
To stop Keith's sleeping around Carol fitted his penis cage nice and tight.
Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.
At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage
Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.
At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage
by Townsman December 29, 2014