Definitions by Townsman
mattress lap
An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
mattress lap by Townsman July 28, 2016
Jiggle Tits
Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
Jiggle Tits by Townsman July 28, 2016
Cockism
The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.
Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.
Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Steve and Mike enjoyed a session of cockism every week.
Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.
Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.
Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.
Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.
open-cup
A design of Bra where the cup is cut away to allow the nipple/aureole area to be exposed whilst providing support the the breast, ideal for the fuller bust or for appearing to be wearing a sensible brassiere under a formal suit.
quarter-cup
An open cup bra designed to permit maximum exposure of the breast whilst providing sufficient padding and support the lower and under breast area to give all day comfort. Ideal for presenting a braless look to the smaller breast under blouses and tops etc.
Tina knew her quarter-cup bra made her bee-sting boobies look great.
Hey man is she or isn't she?
Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!
Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!
Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
Hey man is she or isn't she?
Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!
Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!
Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
quarter-cup by Townsman December 30, 2014
trouser press
Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
trouser press by Townsman December 30, 2014
Mushroomhead
Most usually the overly large size of a glans of a penis relative to its shaft.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Dave loved the attention his mushroomhead gained him at the nude beach.
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.
Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
Mushroomhead by Townsman December 30, 2014