Definitions by Townsman
mattress lap
An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
mattress lap by Townsman July 28, 2016
Jiggle Tits
Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
Jiggle Tits by Townsman July 28, 2016
Cockism
The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.
Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.
Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
open-cup
A design of Bra where the cup is cut away to allow the nipple/aureole area to be exposed whilst providing support the the breast, ideal for the fuller bust or for appearing to be wearing a sensible brassiere under a formal suit.
quarter-cup
An open cup bra designed to permit maximum exposure of the breast whilst providing sufficient padding and support the lower and under breast area to give all day comfort. Ideal for presenting a braless look to the smaller breast under blouses and tops etc.
Tina knew her quarter-cup bra made her bee-sting boobies look great.
Hey man is she or isn't she?
Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!
Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!
Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
Hey man is she or isn't she?
Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!
Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!
Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
quarter-cup by Townsman December 30, 2014
trouser press
Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
trouser press by Townsman December 30, 2014
swordsmen
Two erect guys who use their erect cocks like sword thrusting and parrying blows from the cocks. Sometimes enhanced by the wearing of penis sounds for the sound of metal on metal or flesh...