penis cage

A BDSM device to 'control' the penis and male sex-drive. Frequently worn by 'sissy gurls' to feminise their sexual drive. Used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. Occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their sexual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of 'relesed' periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.
To stop Keith's sleeping around Carol fitted his penis cage nice and tight.

Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.

At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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wheel studs

permanently erect long nipples
Kurt: Man look at those!!!

Simon: WOW! Real wheel studs on her chest....

Samantha: was very proud of her wheel stud nipples, long enough to poke ya eye out...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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sissy-gurl

sissy-gurls bi-sexual guys being feminised by a dominant female. usually involves dressing in very fem clothing; usually with abundant frills and bowed ribbons plus the use of a penis cage or other bdsm device to deny the sissy-gurl access to their gurl-clit (penis) to masturbate or become erect without permission.
Dave's sissy-gurl nature made barbie his fashion icon.

Hey look it Davida my doesn't she look good as a sissy-gurl.
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Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
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fanny fart

Expulsion of air made by the vagina/labia when the pelvic floor muscles relax.
Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.

The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
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open-cup

A design of Bra where the cup is cut away to allow the nipple/aureole area to be exposed whilst providing support the the breast, ideal for the fuller bust or for appearing to be wearing a sensible brassiere under a formal suit.
Susie loved her open-cup bra it gave her that softly erotic ' I know someting you don't feeling.'

Sammie was shy about her saggy breasts go without a bra, but her open-cup bra allowed her to 'show pokies' at the mall.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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