cockti 

The process of finding a phallic looking cactus out in the desert and straddling said cactus to make it appear to be coming out of one’s pants/shorts. Having a friend who appreciates this 7th grade humor and is willing to document such actions in a photograph only enhances the act and preserves it ingenious for others to appreciate later.

I found a beautifully curved cockti on our hike. Luckily Kuch was there to capture it in its full glory.

cockti by SirTransfer March 16, 2009

cockbib 

A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.

John is such a cockbib; he can't enjoy oral sex because he's too worried about getting spit in his buttcrack.

cockbib by Jello42 May 22, 2009

cockfight 

the process of two guys fighting over a girl

guy1: I WANT HER!

guy2: NO I DO!

person walking by: COCKFIGHT!

cockfight by XxI<3gUiTaRxX November 29, 2009

cockilicious 

Adjective to describe a guy who is well hung and whose beautiful cock and balls look as good buldging from within his underwear or pants as they do flopping out naked.

"Hey, look at that cockilicious guy jogging along the beach in wet white speedos!!"

cockilicious by silkpouch September 10, 2007

cockfight 

The sport of kings.

There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.

cockfight by h3dtr4m4 February 5, 2008

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.

„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“

cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

Cockification

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Cockification is a social process when a female is completely overtaken and controlled by a Male's cock, to the extent of becoming obsessed and therefore cockified.

Ryan: Baby, will you fight these girls?

Girl: Yeah, but only if you show me your cock.

Ryan: Damn Gurl, since when have you been cockified?

Cockification by Fuckeryaround July 29, 2020