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cocktastic 

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.
Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.
cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003
Someone who is intensly disliked and/or hated. Must be used in an English accent. Can be used for things as well as people
George Bush is a Cocktit
Gordon Brown is also a Cocktit
You're acting like a real Cocktit right now
Luke is a Cocktit
Cocktit by Definitely Not Rassem October 16, 2007
One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.
Micheal is such a cockist.
cockist by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process
Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

Cockmistress 

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.
guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.

cocktwister 

one who twists cocks
what are you doing, cocktwister!?
cocktwister by secretface September 7, 2004