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One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.
That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist
cocktist by ROCKY D January 23, 2020
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cocktastic 

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.
Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.
cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003
Someone who is intensly disliked and/or hated. Must be used in an English accent. Can be used for things as well as people
George Bush is a Cocktit
Gordon Brown is also a Cocktit
You're acting like a real Cocktit right now
Luke is a Cocktit
Cocktit by Definitely Not Rassem October 16, 2007
One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.
Micheal is such a cockist.
cockist by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process
Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

Cockmistress 

A woman who is the mistress of all cocks. She knows how to handle them and how to treat them. She will do anything for a cock, no matter who it is.
guy 1- Dude, I need to get my dick sucked.
guy 2- Bro, just go ask Bekky, shes such a cockmistress.
Cockmistress by Shit on his cock August 1, 2008

cocktwister 

one who twists cocks
what are you doing, cocktwister!?
cocktwister by secretface September 7, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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