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cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.
"you sir, are a cockstrangler."
cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008
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cockwrangler 

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission
James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!
cockwrangler by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation
I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.
cock strangler by Bigmini February 25, 2008

cockrangler 

One who rangles a cock
Shut up cockrangler
cockrangler by seski October 5, 2003

cock strangler

a really scary woman who, although she is extremely hot, you know you wouldnt like to do because she might break something. If your into that stuff though, i guess she can be quite fun
'Oh my god! Its a cock strangler!!! She's like that woman from goldeneye, that makes me so horny, do you really think thighs can do that?'
cock strangler by rawg the dawg February 17, 2006

Cockwrangler 

One who wrangles cock's with bare hands!
You better watch out for Jennifer she sure is a cockwrangler
Cockwrangler by JohnnyDeep83 June 29, 2019

Cockwrangler 

We could clearly see he was a cockwrangler, evinced by the cowboy hat he wore and the buff gentleman on his arm.
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