cockstrangler
"you sir, are a cockstrangler."
cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008
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cockwrangler
James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!
Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out
Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!
Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out
Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!
cockwrangler by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005
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cock strangler
A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation
cock strangler by Bigmini February 25, 2008
cock strangler
a really scary woman who, although she is extremely hot, you know you wouldnt like to do because she might break something. If your into that stuff though, i guess she can be quite fun
'Oh my god! Its a cock strangler!!! She's like that woman from goldeneye, that makes me so horny, do you really think thighs can do that?'
cock strangler by rawg the dawg February 17, 2006
Cockwrangler
Cockwrangler by JohnnyDeep83 June 29, 2019
Cockwrangler
We could clearly see he was a cockwrangler, evinced by the cowboy hat he wore and the buff gentleman on his arm.
Cockwrangler by Reed Saint James May 16, 2003
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