JamMasterJay's definitions

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.

Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.

by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010