Cockmobbing

When a group of gay men crash an event to prove they deserve to be wherever they are.

Tons of gay dudes are buying tickets to Trump’s stupid UFC event, in a show of defiance, they’re cockmobbing the president.

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cockgobblingthundercunt

one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

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I saw this word on damnyouautocorrect. Perhaps the act of giving blowjobs frequently. A slut or sex fanatic would cockgobble.

Jean has been cockgobbling all night long! She must have an STD or something!

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When a guy is spooning naked with his partner as the big spoon, and his partner lets rip a massive fart.

Bloody hell Linda...that was a real cockwobblingthunderclap!

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1. A very obnoxious person
2. The act of a little goblin coming into your room and roblin(gobbling) your cock

Me: Hexa you cockroblingoblin!
Hexa: That’s rather ScroonchPig of you

Micah: *confused*

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A sick twisted individual who loves the cock. A professional Cock Bandit.

John is a cockgobblingfreak because he loves the cock.

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A Name For A Slutty Whore Slut That Give Blow Jobs To Many Guys (Usually More Than 3) At One Time And Lets Them Bust A Nut In His/Her Mouth

EX.1 Man Marie Is Such A Cockgobling Cum Guzzler
EX. 2 Dude! I Heard Joe Is A Cockgobling Cumguzzler

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