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cockgobblingthundercunt 

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one who gobbles cocks, who resembles a powerful vagina
Guy 1: Dude, that chicks a cockgobblingthundercunt.

Guy 2: I know right.

cockgoblin 

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Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.
Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!
cockgoblin by Dmitry November 19, 2003

Cockgoblin 

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An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.
The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.
Cockgoblin by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015

cockgobblin

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A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.
Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"
cockgobblin by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

cockgoblin 

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Term used for some who acts the fool.

Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.

Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
"You're a fucking cockgoblin dude."

"Cockgoblin narc bitch."
cockgoblin by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004

Cockgoblin 

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Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.

There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Have you seen that Cockgoblin Chris?
Cockgoblin by King Guerilla October 4, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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