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cocknobbin by ROG March 2, 2004
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cockgobblingthundercunt by LadiesMan069 January 2, 2010
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cockgoblin
cockgoblin by Dmitry November 19, 2003
Cockgoblin
An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.
The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.
Cockgoblin by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015
cockgobblin
A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.
cockgobblin by Shweetbox April 28, 2006
cockgoblin
Term used for some who acts the fool.
Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.
Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.
Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
cockgoblin by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004
Cockgoblin
Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.
There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Cockgoblin by King Guerilla October 4, 2008
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