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cockmabob
Verb;
Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing
1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.
2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing
1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.
2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
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Cockmabog • cockmabob • cockaboos • Cockabugs • Cockabob • cockabondonment • cockabooby • Cockaboose • cockabootydoodoo • cockanography
Cockmatosed
A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
CockMason
A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
CockMason by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
cockmangler
One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.
One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005
Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron)
The Homosexual (Gay) of the Auto Bots in Transformers. Unlike his fellow Auto Bots he does not like to fight, rather get "close" spend some time and "get to know" his leader Optimus Prime.
Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron): what are you doing.... we have all come to the agreement..... Your a faggot. I know its upsetting but during briefing when you were sitting on my lap..... It was very uncomfortable and I had to address the problem with the other Auto Bots immidiately
Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron) by the greatest man in the world March 3, 2009
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