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CockMason 

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.
CockMason by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
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cockmabob 

Verb;

Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"
cockmabob by Kapzter October 3, 2015

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cockmaster 

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
cockmaster by arsebum October 17, 2009

shitface cockmaster 

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
shitface cockmaster by JV May 9, 2004

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
I'll suck your cock!
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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