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cocktoonist 

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
Vulgar slang term used to describe a particular breed of Dachshund, mainly chiweenies, though it can be applied to any breed of Dachshund in general.
"Yo, did you see DJ? That weiner dog is really effeminate."

"Oh, you mean the cockdog? Yeah, bro, he'd look really pretty in a prom dress."
Cockdog by BUnknown1987 September 2, 2018

cockadoodle

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!
cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

CockDoxx 

To post a picture to local social media accounts of a local teenager doing typical teenager stuff, like driving fast or making a lot of noise, in order to expose their behavior to their parents.

Most especially, CockDoxxing happens when people with too much time on their hands, like a Ladera Mom takes a picture of you and posts it to local Facebook groups for other moms to see and hopefully, inform your parents of the red light you ran or loud party you threw.
OMG, Katy's mom CockDoxx'd me on the neighborhood watch Facebook group and posted a picture of me in my mom's car blowing a red light, now I can't drive for a month.
CockDoxx by StepfordWife388 December 17, 2017

cockdoodle 

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.
Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.
cockdoodle by gianluke November 30, 2006