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Cockdoodler 

One who can perform the act of felatio much like they were playing a wind insturment and are quite excentric about it.
Dude, your girl is such a cockdoodler! That girl was the craziest cockdoodler ever. So no one has ever gone all cockdoodler on you?
Cockdoodler by Elongator November 14, 2009
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cockadoodle

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!
cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

cockdoodle 

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.
Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.
cockdoodle by gianluke November 30, 2006

cockadoodle dooed 

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.
My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.
cockadoodle dooed by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011

Monster cockadoodledoo 

Sex as the sunrises
Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

Cockadoodle Deuce 

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning
First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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