Cockchamp

The ring of fire around one's asshole.

Jared: Ah Yashas, I am having a cockchamp right now

by DjBanana22 February 4, 2021

Cockcam

The fine art of capturing pictures or video from the crotch of your pants

person 1: "This angle is really great, you can really see the grooms excitement"

person 2: "i took it from my new iCockcam, everything looks better from my cock!"

or

This picture is pretty good....but i wonder how it would look from my COCK!

by patzillas September 8, 2011

cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

Cockchalk

What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)

I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.

by agrafos April 26, 2010

Cockchomper

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

by Jask November 1, 2004

Cockham

Cockham: A man who is very popular with the women, who never pays for sex and always gets the woman off sexually. He is man who stays away from hoodrats, chicken heads and other hoes. He only only screws the best women, that is those with jobs, personality and a smoking body. The true cockham never has just one woman..he usually juggles 2 to 6 at a time. Although the women try to change him to a one woman man, it never works!

Damn! That Ron is a cockham! Did you see that fine ass woman he was banging last night? That bitch was smokin and she was buying the wine!

by bullcityworddoctor February 27, 2011

Cockchafer

1. A large, flying beetle which looks like a giant, scarier version of a Bee. It is referred to in the U.K as a 'May Bug'.

Not many people seem to remember them as they are rare in places but in some areas it is a common activity for children to go round swatting them with tennis racquets.

They look insanely scary and there is a myth that they like to get tangled up in your hair, resulting in the possibility of having to have your hair shaved off. This is just a story though and they are completely harmless and bare no danger to humans.

They are a known pest to farming, as they leave their larvae on the ground, resulting in crops being damaged.



2. A term used to describe cheap underwear such as boxer shorts which are fitted wrong and give you chafing round your legs.

1. Cockchafer, the correct term for the flying beetle known widely as a May Bug

2. I bought some cheap underwear from the store the other day... They are real cockchafers.

by MJA88 February 28, 2009