Cockham

Cockham: A man who is very popular with the women, who never pays for sex and always gets the woman off sexually. He is man who stays away from hoodrats, chicken heads and other hoes. He only only screws the best women, that is those with jobs, personality and a smoking body. The true cockham never has just one woman..he usually juggles 2 to 6 at a time. Although the women try to change him to a one woman man, it never works!

Damn! That Ron is a cockham! Did you see that fine ass woman he was banging last night? That bitch was smokin and she was buying the wine!

by bullcityworddoctor February 27, 2011

Cockcam

The fine art of capturing pictures or video from the crotch of your pants

person 1: "This angle is really great, you can really see the grooms excitement"

person 2: "i took it from my new iCockcam, everything looks better from my cock!"

or

This picture is pretty good....but i wonder how it would look from my COCK!

by patzillas September 8, 2011

Cockamimi

Random
Nonsense
Bullshit

He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.

by Word Junkie November 3, 2007

cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Cockamany

Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.

You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?

by John Mady May 1, 2010