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Cockham: A man who is very popular with the women, who never pays for sex and always gets the woman off sexually. He is man who stays away from hoodrats, chicken heads and other hoes. He only only screws the best women, that is those with jobs, personality and a smoking body. The true cockham never has just one woman..he usually juggles 2 to 6 at a time. Although the women try to change him to a one woman man, it never works!
Damn! That Ron is a cockham! Did you see that fine ass woman he was banging last night? That bitch was smokin and she was buying the wine!
Cockham by bullcityworddoctor February 27, 2011
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The fine art of capturing pictures or video from the crotch of your pants
person 1: "This angle is really great, you can really see the grooms excitement"

person 2: "i took it from my new iCockcam, everything looks better from my cock!"

or

This picture is pretty good....but i wonder how it would look from my COCK!
Cockcam by patzillas September 8, 2011

Cockamimi 

He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.
Cockamimi by Word Junkie November 3, 2007

cocklamp 

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.
"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."
cocklamp by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.
i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!
cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.
"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."
cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004
Word of the Day on September 9, 2022
Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.
You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?
Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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