Cockbrock 

The act of cock-blocking oneself.

'I would have hit that but he was wearing socks and sandals. He totally cockbrocked himself.'

Cockbrock by Wahoo1815 May 23, 2009

cockbrock 

1) When a woman of Asian descent refuses to have sexual intercourse with a non-Asian male.

2) Opposite of "Me love you long time"

1a) Sitting at a hotel bar, a Thai prostitute cockbrocked a Caucasian John because he was morbidly obese. She was a cockbrock.

2a) My buddy hit on this smokin Asian chick while at the EDM festival. She told him,"no way you're ever getting this pussy". What a cockbrock!

cockbrock by @RickTheDickFL January 19, 2016

cockblocktopus 

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblockistan 

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005

Clockblocker 

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.

"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."

Clockblocker by redmattersite August 4, 2018

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.

friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?

cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010