Cockblock-tober

Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible

Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.

An honest game in which even ugly guys can win

Example 1

Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?

Bryce: Naw, man

Chad: What happened, homie?

Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.

Example 2

Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month

Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?

Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.

Cockblock-tober by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011

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Cockblocktober

October 2011.

The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.

The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.

Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.

Cockblocktober by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011

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Cockbloctober

the horrible, emotionally taxing, sexually frustrating month that is between the klaine fandom and Glee episode 5.

Person 1: hey did you hear about the klex on glee?

Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.

Cockbloctober by klainersgonnaklaine! October 4, 2011

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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