Cockblocked
when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen
Cockblocked by jim June 5, 2003
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Cockblocked
While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.
Cockblocked by KillaKinz March 1, 2009
Cockblocked
Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
Cockblocked by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
Cockblocked
When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
Cockblocked by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
COCKBLOCKED
WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
COCKBLOCKED by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017
Cockblocked
When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
Cockblocked by Polybius September 16, 2020
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
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