Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

by KillaKinz March 1, 2009

Cockblocked

Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.

"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."

"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)

NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(

by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017

Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.

The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !

by Polybius September 16, 2020

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009