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Cockalitis 

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .
Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .
Cockalitis by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011

Cockalytus Assitytus 

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition
Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

Cockatitis 

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.
Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.
Cockatitis by JoeKnee October 17, 2012

Cockalicous 

That's so cockalicous. It makes me warm
Cockalicous by JknowzOffical February 27, 2017

COCKANITIS 

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid
Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!
COCKANITIS by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

Asian-Cockinitus 

A man of Non Asian Decent, having a small Cock.
Damn That Whitey has a severe case of Asian-Cockinitus
Asian-Cockinitus by Ball-Zach March 25, 2009
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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