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cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
by Megsima September 4, 2009
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Cockalitis

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .
Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .
by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011
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Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition
Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!
by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009
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Cockatitis

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.
Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.
by JoeKnee October 17, 2012
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Cockalicous

That's so cockalicous. It makes me warm
by JknowzOffical February 27, 2017
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COCKANITIS

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid
Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!
by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020
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Asian-Cockinitus

A man of Non Asian Decent, having a small Cock.
Damn That Whitey has a severe case of Asian-Cockinitus
by Ball-Zach March 25, 2009
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