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Cocktits 

A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.

Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.

Use stupid words that don't exist.

If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!

Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Cocktits by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
Someone who is intensly disliked and/or hated. Must be used in an English accent. Can be used for things as well as people
George Bush is a Cocktit
Gordon Brown is also a Cocktit
You're acting like a real Cocktit right now
Luke is a Cocktit
Cocktit by Definitely Not Rassem October 16, 2007

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart 

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"
The nickname of a large boobed asian chick whose volleyball number is 1 which sits firmly between her voluptuous orbs simulating a penis, creating the image of a cock in between tits.
Cock Tits kicked ass on the court tonight!
Yeah, CT really can deliver it.
cock tits by J-Crew September 28, 2006
Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!
cocktis by the pito monster May 1, 2011

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls 

something said at high school for comedy or said by someone with touretts syndrome.
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls to you too Liam
One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.
That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist
cocktist by ROCKY D January 23, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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