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cock knob 

Someone who is completely useless, a loser (generally unemployed). Also, the head of the penis.
That boyfriend of hers is a real cock knob.
My wife just finished polishing my cock knob.
cock knob by R.W. Dorcey June 8, 2007

Cock knob 

The act of using your penis to open a closed door
Guy-how did you get in?
Guy2- I Cock knobed the door.
Cock knob by Fuzzy man May 29, 2016

Typical Cock Knob 

Used to describe a person who is worse than both a "Cock" and a "Knob". Someone who more like the offspring of a cock and a knob, if it were possible for one to mate with the other.
Person A: Man, that dude just told my supervisor it was me who broke the TV, he knows I'll lose my job over it.

Person B: What a typical cock knob.
Typical Cock Knob by BH7 February 22, 2011

Fascist Cock Knob 

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.
I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

knob gobblin' cock monger 

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

knob-cheese (fromage a la cock) 

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!
christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!