A fuckin awesome band that a lot of ppl just don't take the time to listen to and learn to appreciate their music, which, by the way, is like an orgasm for the ears! Whoever disagrees can suck my balls.
Some Dick: Man, the Offspring suck!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!
Someone with Taste: Hey, fuck you man! They kick ass! You can suck my balls!
by fastacious July 29, 2005
The best band out there nowadays. Not one of those shitty yeller bands, but one of the classic punk rock bands. They rock man!!!!!!
"And all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy"--Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)-Americana 1998
by Mr.Offspring July 12, 2005
A kick ass band that consists of 4 members, dexter holland, noodles, atom willard and greg k. they have 7 albums out and KICK ASS
dick head: hey man the offspring offspring suck
me:get fucked at least i have taste
dick head:fine ill go cut myself
me:fuckin emo
me:get fucked at least i have taste
dick head:fine ill go cut myself
me:fuckin emo
by fuck slipknot! May 25, 2006
best band EVER consists of:
dexter holland, back up guitar/vocals
noodles, lead guitar
greg k, bass
atom willard, drums
7 excellent albums with smash being the all time greatest
dexter holland, back up guitar/vocals
noodles, lead guitar
greg k, bass
atom willard, drums
7 excellent albums with smash being the all time greatest
by rockon666 May 07, 2007
A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!
I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!
by The Truth. May 03, 2005
You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.
The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.
Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.
In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.
Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.
In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
by Always striving for Accuracy September 20, 2019
A Southern California based punk band that consists of four members. They have released 7 kick ass albums and one greatest hits album. One of the greatest bands ever.
by N////A June 21, 2005