masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.
Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'
by cjsnickers April 24, 2009
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knob gobblin' cock monger

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.
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adam snapple

Jizz; referring to the juice of an Adam (man)
Sherri loves to drink adam snapple.
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