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Cock choked 

When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this
What happened to you

I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me

Hahahaha what a dumb ass
Cock choked by Great signal July 21, 2020

cock choke 

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.
If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.
cock choke by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Glock cock choker 

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised
Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

cooked cock 

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities
Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.
cooked cock by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Cooked cock 

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle
I have a cooked cock yurrr
Cooked cock by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

choke the cock [C/C] 

Male intense penis stimulation with the mighty hand :).
Anton Q: Where is Mr. Johnson?

Alex A: He watchs a porn and choke the cock C/C.

Alex: Don't disturb him, he gonna finish in a minute.

Anton: Copy that.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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