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Cock Shark

A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.
Damn! Christine went after that guy like a sex predator! What a fucking cock shark!
by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011
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cock shackled

Similar to pussy whipped

Being used and abused by a female (usually a wife or girlfriend) and answering to every single thing they need, want and do, usually getting in the way of friendships.
Clive was supposed to come out tonight, but he can't because he's cock shackled.
by DerikThePoonDragon May 24, 2017
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Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.
by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012
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cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
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cocksharking

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.
"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"
by Jim Reed May 16, 2006
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Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018
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Cockshake

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
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