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Cockshack 

A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.
Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!

Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
Cockshack by L@zyT3xan August 14, 2023
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Cockstockton 

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
Cockstockton by matty new January 24, 2009

cocksocket 

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
cocksocket by Guy-No March 23, 2008

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.
Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."
Cockstacle by mebematt77 January 25, 2009
What the dried cum on your penis becomes if you don't clean it all off. May also be dried precum. (or a dirty cock)
I hate to wear black underwear because sometimes i have cockchalk and it marks my underwear up.
Cockchalk by agrafos April 26, 2010

cocksocket 

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her
Larry's mom is a total cocksocket
cocksocket by Anonymous April 1, 2003

CockHawk 

A female who goes out in public with very little clothes on with the intention of getting some cock for the night
That girls a tease looking for some D, what a fucking CockHawk
CockHawk by Area52 July 16, 2019