Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

Cockshackled by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018

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cocksmacked

the opposite of pussywhipped.

damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.

cocksmacked by runn141 May 17, 2009

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cock shackled

Similar to pussy whipped

Being used and abused by a female (usually a wife or girlfriend) and answering to every single thing they need, want and do, usually getting in the way of friendships.

Clive was supposed to come out tonight, but he can't because he's cock shackled.

cock shackled by DerikThePoonDragon May 24, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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