Cocaboner 

Cocaboners.:ie:adjective: When a rock hard boner is covered in cocoa. Or in excrements.

Dude. My cocaboner is so hard.

Cocaboner TIME!

Cocaboner by Cucumbers Are Legit. March 13, 2011

Vocaboner 

The state of arousal caused by a conversation with somebody who is articulate, eloquent, and considers internet chat short forms, to be a serious cock punch to the Queen's English.

Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.

Her poignant rebuttal to an argument laden with conventional wisdom, gave me a raging vocaboner.

Vocaboner by My name is already being used. December 9, 2008

reverse cocooner 

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

cocooner 

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.

"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"

cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

codeboner 

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.

I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

Concuboner 

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

Concuboner by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016

claboner 

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009