Cocaboner

Cocaboners.:ie:adjective: When a rock hard boner is covered in cocoa. Or in excrements.

Dude. My cocaboner is so hard.

Cocaboner TIME!

by Cucumbers Are Legit. March 13, 2011

Vocaboner

The state of arousal caused by a conversation with somebody who is articulate, eloquent, and considers internet chat short forms, to be a serious cock punch to the Queen's English.

Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.

Her poignant rebuttal to an argument laden with conventional wisdom, gave me a raging vocaboner.

by My name is already being used. December 9, 2008

reverse cocooner

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

cocooner

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.

"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"

by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

codeboner

The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.

I got a real codeboner over the webservice Jerome built.

by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012

Concuboner

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016

claboner

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

by MikeManZor October 20, 2009