Cocaboner
Cocaboner by Cucumbers Are Legit. March 13, 2011
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Vocaboner
The state of arousal caused by a conversation with somebody who is articulate, eloquent, and considers internet chat short forms, to be a serious cock punch to the Queen's English.
Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.
Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.
Vocaboner by My name is already being used. December 9, 2008
reverse cocooner
When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.
"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."
reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008
cocooner
"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"
cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008
codeboner
The feeling of almost sexual admiration at the elegance of another developer's well-implemented piece of software.
codeboner by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah January 26, 2012
Concuboner
Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.
Concuboner by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016
claboner
when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.
John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board
Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please
John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner
Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please
John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner
claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009
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