Caboner 

An erection of the penis, randomly caused by the result of vibration, whilst in a moving vehicle.

A combination of the slang term, 'car boner'

I was being driven down a bumpy road and a suddenly got a massive caboner.

Caboner by Nicelikeiceguy May 20, 2019

Caponer 

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

Caponer by candapone April 2, 2014

catboner

A derogatory term yelled by Andover Townies at Phillips Academy students. It indicates that you either are a cat's penis erected or that you "bone" cats.

Where is the Polo store, catboner!

catboner by Rosta March 4, 2007

Cuboner

getting a boner while thinking of the famous Poke'mon Cubone

"Dude i totally got a Cuboner last night, it was great."

Cuboner by The Poke' Fan August 2, 2009

catboner

Due to insecurity and some strange fear of procession of their town, Andover High kids yell this term out to Phillips Academy students. Phillips Academy kids find it pathetic, amusing, or just plain mean. They usually yell back things including "dog fucker" and "apply again next year!" This ongoing tension between the two schools is mostly under amusement and misunderstanding rather than true rivalry.

Dude did you here that? I they catbonered me five times when I walking back to my dorm!

catboner by 8-O December 19, 2008

claboner 

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

claboner by MikeManZor October 20, 2009

Carboner 

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

Carboner by Eric Adams March 29, 2009