Vocaboner 

The state of arousal caused by a conversation with somebody who is articulate, eloquent, and considers internet chat short forms, to be a serious cock punch to the Queen's English.

Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.

Her poignant rebuttal to an argument laden with conventional wisdom, gave me a raging vocaboner.

Vocaboner by My name is already being used. December 9, 2008

vagaboner 

The wandering boner of a promiscuous male.

Steve: "Dude, I've had such a vagaboner this week."

Marty: "How many girls did you sleep with?"

vagaboner by Carlton Philmore May 19, 2009

vagaboner 

An erection with no place to call home. Sometimes dirty or carrying baggage. Usually appears listless and unfulfilled.

"Dude, I was totally gettin' busy with Julie last nite and she started her period. Toatally left me with a raging vagaboner, bro."

vagaboner by KLRD PPL July 19, 2012

Cocaboner 

Cocaboners.:ie:adjective: When a rock hard boner is covered in cocoa. Or in excrements.

Dude. My cocaboner is so hard.

Cocaboner TIME!

Cocaboner by Cucumbers Are Legit. March 13, 2011